i feel like this

Prediction of how church will go tonight…..updates later

I type 77 wpm

oh no!

So there I was at work minding my own business drinking my monster when boss man said "here! You drink more monster!!!!! Then you will be funny" Having no self control when it comes to monsters I said GIMMIE!!!!!!

I predect the rest of the day going somethign like this.......

we shall let you know what happens!




EDIT:

Mom Advice Part 1- The Sorcerer's Stone

Thanks Mom!

My Yesterday

I don't even have to say anything about this one

Yesterday was kirstins birthday

oops! now kirstin is a sad old lady......like this

The thing about unicorns

The thing about unicorns is they are evil geniuses!!!!!

Right now I can hear what you are thinking wait a second unicorns are not evil!!!! And than three minutes later you remember that they are also not real.

That is the genius of unicorns!  

Let me give you the facts.

1.

Unicorns are real!!!! They are tricky and experts at hiding so they have everyone convinced that they are mythical creatures that never existed! But I can assure you they do exist. Next time you see a horse in a party hat you will know it is really a unicorn.

2.

Unicorns=not the friends of princesses. Princesses always have pet unicorns so we think they are friends but in actuality the princess really has a prisoner slave unicorn but acts like they are friends so she does not get crap from PETA.

3.

Unicorns are evil! There are many facts I can point to that would prove this but I am going to stick with the most obvious. Unicorns have horns…the devil has horns…therefore they are the devil's noble steeds because they have horns.

So beware the unicorn!!!!!!

How I almost DIED!!!!!

This morning I got a text from Nick the Giraffe

that said "Good morning?"
and I said "NO!!!"
So like a good little giraffe he asked "why not?"
This is where persepctives differ.......

I said "Nothing, I don't feel like getting into it."

But the text he got (thanks to the evil phone monkeys that retype text messages)

"nothing, I don't Gremlin into it"

"oh Gremlins would ruin my day too."

Well thats a great help!!!! Gremlins are eating my brain and all you have to say is that would make a morning less than good!!!!!!!!!! Thanks.

Grammasorous rex

Grammar question:

"I must meet the needs of others' when mine are not met."

Is that right or should it be other's?

I should meet the needs of others. The possessive attribute is applied in the "of" so there is no possession involved with "others."
So we were both wrong! No, I was right. I meant me and the other person.

What if it is "Meet others needs when mine are not met"?

others'

Haha so I was right on that one YES!!!!!

"Other's" implies there's only one "other," in which case the sentence would need to read something along the lines of, "I need to meet the other's needs" or "an other's needs," where "others'" implies that whatever you are referring to belongs to multiple others.

I are the win at grammar!!!

Grammar is super confusing sometimes. I've given up on expecting the majority of people to get it right. No one cares about it anymore.

=*( I care about you, grammar! I CARE!!!

That is because grammar is trixy it does not even follow its own rules!!!!
But that's half the fun!!! It keeps it entertaining. But even the caveats have rules... it's just a matter of really sincerely listening and understanding where it's coming from... if grammar feels like you care about it, it will open up and learn to trust you.

so what did we learn?

The Grammar PoPo tries to kill you dead but the Grammar PoPo don't really care, they just want to feel superior.

But Grammar just wants to be friends.

and fight for you!

and that means you WIN!!!!!!!

Hunger Games

I want Loving Hut!
I want Coffee!!!!
Hmmmm.........Monster? or.......taco shop? Mmmmm........
MONSTER SHOP!!!!!!!

I like the dinosaur! more monsters!!!!!! MAKE MORE MONSTERS!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


the bag of chips is never big enough :(