The thing about unicorns is they are evil geniuses!!!!!
Right now I can hear what you are thinking wait a second unicorns are not evil!!!! And than three minutes later you remember that they are also not real.
That is the genius of unicorns!
Let me give you the facts.
1.
Unicorns are real!!!! They are tricky and experts at hiding so they have everyone convinced that they are mythical creatures that never existed! But I can assure you they do exist. Next time you see a horse in a party hat you will know it is really a unicorn.
2.
Unicorns=not the friends of princesses. Princesses always have pet unicorns so we think they are friends but in actuality the princess really has a prisoner slave unicorn but acts like they are friends so she does not get crap from PETA.
3.
Unicorns are evil! There are many facts I can point to that would prove this but I am going to stick with the most obvious. Unicorns have horns…the devil has horns…therefore they are the devil's noble steeds because they have horns.
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